杭州的人，等着我回来吧。希望这次别得什么怪毛病^^

看到幽默英语一篇，与尔等共享 

 

 

The great love I have so far expressed for you

 is false. And now I feel that my dislike for you

 

increases everyday and the more I see you

 the more disgusting you appear in my eyes.

 

 the more I feel I can not but be determined to

 hate you.Believe me.I never had the intension to

 

 offer you my hand and heart.Our last conversation has

 left on me such a bad impression,which has no means

 

 given me a very good opinion of your character

 Yes madam I hope you will do me a favour by avoiding me

 

 If ever we are married I shall experience nothing but the

 deep hatred of my parents in addition to an everlasting dis-

 

 pleasure of living with you. Yes madam I sincerely ask you

 not to put yourself to the smallest trouble

 

 to write me an answer.Goodbye and believe me that

 I am SO opposed to you there is no reason why

 

 I should over be your affectionate lover till death

 

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